Soooo I’m Nurgle all the way, butwhen I saw “dick rots off” I had second thoughts. But the blessings of Papa Nurgle come with an ecstasy indecrepitude, if I recall, so rot away. Crab claw handjobs sound ok though, kinda like masturbating with a cheese-grater, slightly amusing but mostly painful.
Nurgle has always reminded me of Vito Corleone from The Godfather. I can’t help but imagine a fat, rotten, zombie Marlon Brando doing the “i’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” line.
So let me get this straight… Tzeentch is going to fuck with me just like everyone else. Slaneesh is the ultimate cocktease, and Nurgle is going to turn me into a giant sack of rotting puss?
… and the other guy just wants me to kill a bunch of stuff until I die then might turn me into something bigger and stronger so I can kill some more? And if he doesn’t then I’m just done with this whole nightmare? This is essentially Ted Nugget’s wet dream, and I’m on board with that.
Enjoy your spikey tooth filled blowjobs and maggot mouths losers, I got some shit kill!
Hentai Tentacle Horror
1) Because you will always be welcome in Night Vale
2) The pickup lines “I’m so good I’ll blow your mind” (D&D Mind Flayer reference)
3) A promising career in Tentacle Porn
4) Extra tentacle to help you paint
Jaded Gamercast 
Nobody cares about Tzeentch…
Soooo I’m Nurgle all the way, butwhen I saw “dick rots off” I had second thoughts. But the blessings of Papa Nurgle come with an ecstasy indecrepitude, if I recall, so rot away. Crab claw handjobs sound ok though, kinda like masturbating with a cheese-grater, slightly amusing but mostly painful.
While Khorne and Slannesh sound like the ‘fun’ options, I’d prefer to side with the god who actually loves his worshippers – ol’ Papa Nurgle.
Nurgle has always reminded me of Vito Corleone from The Godfather. I can’t help but imagine a fat, rotten, zombie Marlon Brando doing the “i’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” line.
Call me Turd Nurguson. The dicks must flow.
So let me get this straight… Tzeentch is going to fuck with me just like everyone else. Slaneesh is the ultimate cocktease, and Nurgle is going to turn me into a giant sack of rotting puss?
… and the other guy just wants me to kill a bunch of stuff until I die then might turn me into something bigger and stronger so I can kill some more? And if he doesn’t then I’m just done with this whole nightmare? This is essentially Ted Nugget’s wet dream, and I’m on board with that.
Enjoy your spikey tooth filled blowjobs and maggot mouths losers, I got some shit kill!
Hentai Tentacle Horror
1) Because you will always be welcome in Night Vale
2) The pickup lines “I’m so good I’ll blow your mind” (D&D Mind Flayer reference)
3) A promising career in Tentacle Porn
4) Extra tentacle to help you paint